Building B Lounge — Living in Luxury @ Hopkins

A Photo Essay by The Wysz

At first glance, the lounge is a bit messy, but not all that bad. There's even a table for some group study!	Uh oh! Looks like some of the furniture has seen better days. Oh well, we're college kids, so even with broken furniture we will find a way to get comfortable as we watch some TV.
Hey, has anybody seen the remote? Hello? What do you mean there's nobody else in here? No, I'm not talking to myself. Are you sure you haven't seen the remote? I guess I'll just have to use the buttons on the TV.	Since I can't do much without the POWER button, I'm just going to take a nap. There has to be some better furniture somewhere!
Hmm, this isn't looking good.	Well, since I can't find a place to sit down, I'm just going to grab a snack and go back to my room... umm I mean grab a snack and hang out in someone else's room, and share my purchase with others.
Look at all of the selections! I think I'll buy that cracker—it's only $1.25, plus it was made with real cheez!	Wow! Are those bonus prizes?
A wrinkled piece of paper and a fluorescent bulb that's been shattered into a thousand pieces? What kind of prize is that?	In the interest of public safety, I extract and dispose of the larger pieces of the bulb.
I think it's time to get out of here. Before I go, I should probably write a list on the blackboard of things people shouldn't stick in the vending machine, but THERE'S NO CHALK! This is by far the most disturbing discovery of the night. Broken glass can be cleaned up, but a lack of chalk is an inexcusable condition. I'm leaving.