Wysz emails Strong Bad:


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Greetings Sir Bad:

Are those real? I apologize if my question is inappropriate. I am simply curious.

Most sincerely,
Michael "Wysz" Wyszomierski

Yo S.B.-

Do you consider yourself as more Strong than you are Bad? Uh-oh gotta run... I am always ducking the po-lice.

Your Nephew,
Michael Wyszomierski

Greetings Strong Bad,

What will your last words be?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

How old are you?

Just wondering,
Michael Wyszomierski

Do you like any of those reality TV shows? I can't stand any of the game show ones, but my TiVo is filled with episodes of COPS. Gots to keep up with po-po's latest tactics in my business.

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski


Dear Strong Bad

Have you had any bad dealings with the law? Have you ever been arrested? Ever get a traffic ticket?

Just wondering,
Michael Wyszomierski

Yo strong bad:

Do you edit or censor the emails for your show, or do you just show them live and as they are?

Most sincerely and yours truly,
from your pal,
Michael "Wysz" Wyszomierski

Dear strong bad,

Not all emails have to be questions. I'm tired of everyone just sending you questions, so I am taking initiative and writing you this question-free email. No questions asked. And don't do drugs.

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

Are you real?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

What is the best way to offend someone?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad(s),

Is there only one of you? Or are there actually 37 Strong Bads, and you take turns answering the emails?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski #1

Hi Strong Bad!

Have you ever considered participating in an experimental student film? Let me know if you're interested.

Sincerely,
Michael "Wysz" Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you have a job? If so, what is it? If not, where do you get your money?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

Are you smart?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

These are some things: Paper towels, aluminum cans, thoughts, and elephants. Those are 4 things.

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

You should do a behind-the-scenes segment about how you make your weekly show. I'd really like to know what you do to prepare.

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Yo yo yo Strong Bad,

I can't stand it when people have annoying ring tones on their cell phones, especially if they're loud. Do they bother you? What should we do about it?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

What will be the next invention?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

What will they think of next? What did they think of first?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

Does it hurt?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Remember that time when you and me and The Cheat ate all those little things?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

What do you do, and why?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

What's that smell?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

What do you taste like? I'm sure that you taste like something awesome, such as fabric softener.

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

Are you allergic to anything?

Sincerely,
Michael "Wysz" Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

Please teach me how to be a better liar.

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski
Dear The Strongest Bad,

Write a fairy tale about me.

With much thanks,
Michael "Wysz" Wyszomierski
Solebury, PA

Dear Strong Bad,

Are you afraid of anything? Do you like your dentist?

Sincerely,
Michael "Wysz" Wyszomierski
Solebury, PA

Dear Strongbad,

Make your computer explode so you can get a new one that has a shiny exterior and a megachip interior.

Your Man of the Zoo,
Michael Wyszomierski
Solebury, PA


Dear Strong Bad,

I want to see you win the big fight.

Sincerely,
Michael "Wysz" Wyszomierski
Solebury, PA

Dear Strong Bad,

Be predictable.

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski
Solebury, PA
Hello Strong Bad.

Ted Skuchas and Michael Wyszomierski.

Hi Strong Bad!

Have you ever seen a stand-up comedian? Maybe you could try your jokes at open-mic night.

Sincerely,
Ted Skuchas
and...
Michael Wyszomierski!

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you have a car? We want to see you cruising with the ladies. Bring some over our way too. And cold drinks.

Sincerely,
Ted Skuchas and his wise-cracking sidekick Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

You don't know me, but I think you do. Do you?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Hey Strong Bad,

We haven't seen Pom-Pom around lately and we wanted to know how he is doing and all. Do not leave out any details, except for the boring ones.

-Michael Wyszomierski and Ted Skuchas
Pennsylvania

Dear Strong Bad

What were you like in your CGNU days? What kinds of awesome parties did you throw?

-Michael Wyszomierski and Ted Skuchas
Pennsylvania

Dear Strong Bad,

What is your motto? Does Strong Badia have a motto or a national bird?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski
Dear Strong Bad,

Outtakes? Mice? Drinking mice?

Sincerely,
Bill Speier, Brandt, and Michael Wyszomierski
Dear Strong Bad,

Describe your first kiss.

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski
PA

Hey Strong Bad,

Have you ever participated in an experiment as a guinea pig?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski
PA

Dear Strong Bad,

How do you deal with your fame? Are there any cool advantages to being a celebrity?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski
PA

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you have a cell phone? If so, what is your favorite ring tone? I prefer the vibrate mode.

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski
PA

Dear Strong Bad,

Have you ever swallowed a goat?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

What is your favorite infomercial?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski
PA

Dear Strong Bad,

Does CGNU have a library? If so, did you ever go there to study? Also, how many pants do you have?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski
PA

Hey Strong Bad!

What is your GEEK code?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski
PA

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Dear Strong Bad,

What will your last email be about?

Sincerely,
Wysz

Dear Strong Bad,

Make this the final email. End it with an exploding planet.

Sincerely,
Wysz

Dear Strong Bad,

It's about time you got a new computer. What about a G5?

Sincerely,
Wysz

Dear Strong Bad,

Sit there and do nothing.

Sincerely,
Wysz

Dear Strong Bad,

Make up a story, and do a different voice for each character.

Sincerely,
Wysz
PA

Dear Strong Bad,

Get rid of Mondays. No more Mondays.

Sincerely,
Wysz

Dear Strong Bad,

According to The Laws of Awesome, you freakin' rule, man! Keep up the good work.

Sincerely,
His Awesomeness
The Wysz

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you have any New Year's resolutions? I think you should make a resolution to update more, and at higher resolution, cause, well, it's a resolution.

Sincerely,
Ted Skuchas and Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

When is your birthday?

Sincerely,
Michael Wyszomierski

Dear Strong Bad,

What is your favorite word? Is it fun to say?
You would look cool with a sword. What day is today?

Sincerely,
Wysz

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you have any nicknames, aliases, or alternate personalities?

Sincerely,
Michael "Wysz" Wyszomierski

Salutations Strong Bad,

If Strong Sad is your little brother, then why is he so much bigger than you?

Sincerely,
Michael "Wysz" Wyszomierski
Pencil's Vainia

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