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August 27, 2008

Mission statement

Filed under: Miscellaneous — @ 2:23 am

OnlineHaircuts.com is pleased to announce its mission statement:

OnlineHaircuts.com intends to revolutionize the personal grooming space, leading the bleeding edge of cutting edge web technologies.

Disclosure to investors:
This visionary statement cost us over $50,000 in consulting fees, but if it doesn’t gel, we may cut it. Just FYI.

6 Comments »

  1. I can’t wait to be a customer. Fabulous mission statement.

    Comment by nelson — August 27, 2008 @ 5:16 am

  2. Can I get in before the IPO?

    Comment by Leah — August 27, 2008 @ 6:16 am

  3. just an opinion…might not be too wise to use “bleeding” in the context of haircuts…

    Comment by Sandy — August 27, 2008 @ 9:21 am

  4. LOL. Also, I agree with Sandy.

    Comment by Rowyn — August 27, 2008 @ 9:49 am

  5. I’ve added the statement as our meta description tag. Hopefully it will improve our snippets. :)

    Comment by Wysz — August 27, 2008 @ 10:20 am

  6. wow, so many plays on words in one blog post. i approve

    Comment by Mike — August 27, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

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