Bug
The following is a recent email exchange between me and my manager. He’s so understanding about my interests!
From: Me
I caught a bug this weekend and I’m trying to figure out what it is. I’ll be in late today.
From: Mr. Manager
Don’t worry about coming in! You should see a doctor.
From: Me
Thanks for understanding! I just came back from an entomologist. She says it’s a Lichnanthe albopilosa.
From: Mr. Manager
Oh, wow. How are you feeling?
From: Me
Well, she said it’s pretty rare to find one where I did, so that’s exciting. Should be dead soon. Have great weekend!