Annoying marketing from the US federal government

First, I have to say that I’m generally a fan of and am fascinated by the USPS (and other postal services around the world). The fact that I can write on a piece of paper, drop it in a box, and have full confidence that it will be delivered to the right place is kind of amazing.

That all being said, it makes me sad that these screenshots are from the website of an official agency of the United States federal government:

Lowbrow marketing page with words like 'exclusive coupons' and very large buttons for opting in, with only a small 'Skip this step' link that allows the user to continue to the confirmation page for a change of address.Lowbrow marketing page with a timer indicating that the customer only has a few minutes to redeem an offer to have catalogs sent to their address or to receive coupons.

I understand that the postal service may not like what it’s doing, and is desperate for revenue. So here’s a challenge: How would you change the system so that the postal service had an incentive to reduce junk mail?

And a question for anyone outside of the US: Do you get junk/unsolicited/spam mail in your country? How many pieces do you receive per day or week? Is there a way to opt out of it?

DriveNow

In this episode of my quest to optimize my SFO transportation, I rented a car. But not just any car, I rented a BMW. And not just any BMW. I rented an electric BMW. That’s right, I got to drive an electric BMW to and from the airport. And it cost me less than it would have to drive and park my own car in long term parking.

DriveNow is a service from BMW, currently available in a few major cities in Germany as well as San Francisco in the US. You can rent a car, on-demand, and pay by the minute. And, you can drop it off at any DriveNow station. Since you pay only for the time, there’s no penalty for doing a one-way rental. Currently, it’s a $12 minimum charge for the first 30 minutes, 32¢/minute after that (13¢/minute for parking), and through June, the total charge is capped at $30 per 24 hours.

Parking at SFO’s long-term lot is $18 per day. So even if I’m only gone for a weekend, it’s still a better deal for me to rent a car each way, as I’m about 30 minutes from the airport.

So, how is it in practice? It’s mostly awesome, but there are a few kinks. Here are some notes from my experience so you can see what it’s like.

First, I unplugged the car, and then swiped my DriveNow card to unlock the doors. There was no use of a key at any point.

LCD screen with text: Hello, Mr. Wyszomierski, Welcome to DriveNow in vehicle Thomas.

I was then prompted to enter a PIN to make sure that it was really me using my card. After entering my PIN and confirming that the car is clean and undamaged, I tapped on “Start reservation” and the car was ready to go. It’s a push-button start of course, and the car didn’t make any sound when it was turned on. The only indication that something had happened was the energy gauge flipping up to “Ready.” From there, it was just a matter of putting the car into gear and pressing on the accelerator.

The DriveNow location at SFO is at SkyPark, one of the off-airport parking facilities. It’s about the same distance from the airport as the official long-term parking lot. It wasn’t difficult to find, though of course I used Google Maps. Once there, an attendant directed me to park the car, end my reservation, and hop on the shuttle.

One of the nice things about SkyPark is that the shuttles run on-demand, so there’s not a lot of waiting. When I returned, I called SkyPark to let them know which terminal I was waiting at and the name of the car that I had rented via the DriveNow app just seconds before. A shuttle quickly arrived and took me back to SkyPark, where an attendant retrieved the car for me. When I returned the car to a parking lot in the South Bay, I ended my reservation and swiped my card to lock the doors. I then used my card, which doubles as a ChargePoint card, to release the charging cable at the station and start charging the car for the next customer. It’s a free charge at the DriveNow locations of course, but you can also access the paid stations when you’re out and about if you set up your ChargePoint account to allow that.

Overall, DriveNow provided a great experience and I’m planning on using it for all of my future SFO-based travels.

So what’s it like to drive? The car is great. It’s a BMW. It’s comfortable and it handles well. It has satellite radio. As an electric vehicle, the ActiveE makes the coolest sounds, too. When I test-drove a prototype a year ago, the BMW intern who rode along with me pointed out that because of the way the regenerative braking works, you can learn how to drive without tapping the brake pedal. As you lift your foot from the accelerator, the generator acts as a brake, and yes, the brake lights will engage so the cars behind you aren’t surprised. Of course it’s still recommended to use the brake pedal when stopped at crosswalks, etc. My camera was mounted in such a way that the mic really doesn’t pick up will, so you can probably find better recordings elsewhere, but for the record, here’s what the regenerative braking and electric acceleration sounds like:

One of the advantages of driving a fully electric car is that you can drive in the carpool lane. Note the “Access OK” decal below:

Rear of BMW ActiveE with clean air vehicle sticker

This is pretty useful during rush hour. One weeknight when I was meeting friends for dinner in San Francisco, I rented a DriveNow car for the evening so I could use the HOV lane up to the BART station, where I parked like any other traveler:

Parked DriveNow ActiveE in a parking garage

I could have driven all the way to the city, but I don’t like parking there. Instead, I simply put the reservation into “park” mode, and retrieved the car a few hours later. Since there’s a cap on how much I could be charged for 24 hours, I was only charged $32.55 ($30 plus 8.5% tax) for the whole evening.

On a trip back from the airport, my reservation was started at 9:48 PM and ended at 10:32, as I stopped at my office for a few minutes to feed ALF. I got charged for 41 minutes of driving and 3 minutes of parking, for a grand total of $17.26 including tax, less than a day of parking, and significantly less than a cab ride.

There are a couple of things you should know about the car, though. The trunk space is limited. I put my carry-on bag in there, and there wasn’t much room for anything else.

Carryon luggage in an ActiveE car trunk

Multiple passengers with luggage could present a challenge, just as with any small car.

The range is also limited. A Tesla Model S’s range is rated at over 200 miles from the EPA, but the ActiveE is rated at 94 miles. It’s more than adequate for getting to the airport, and I’ve done a round trip from Mountain View to Millbrae and back with no problem, but I couldn’t help myself from constantly checking the charge level while driving.

While important to know, the limitations I noted above don’t affect my use case. As with FlightCar, I did find that there are some rough edges that need to be worked out in the DriveNow service:

  • The website is slow.
  • I ran into some errors while trying to fill out my profile and had to call them to get my information filled out completely. I would have preferred a friendlier person to talk to.
  • There’s a bug with some cars where the current charge level is incorrectly reported in the mobile app. The first time I tried renting a car, the app indicated that the car’s battery was 100% charged, but it was actually at less than 20% when I got in. was told that they’d would reverse the $13.02 charge for the reservation (I never moved the car; I just turned it on), but so far that hasn’t happened.
  • I failed to end my reservation when dropping off the car at SkyPark. I tapped on “End reservation,” but got an error because I had not yet turned off the car. When I tried again, I was unable to get back to the screen with the option to end the reservation, so I assumed that the process had finished, got out of the car, and scanned my card to lock the doors. I later got a text message indicating that my reservation was still active. This may have been user error, but it still confused someone who works with computers all day. I haven’t bothered to try getting a partial refund on that. I’ll have to write off the extra charges as the cost of research for a blog post.
  • SkyPark seems like a pretty good service, but it was another one of those unpleasant things in America where the expectation of tipping was unclear. I never have cash, I dislike ambiguous situations, and I’m perfectly happy to pay more to avoid them.
  • SkyPark is a valet service, so someone else swipes your card, enters your PIN, reports damage, rates the cleanliness, and starts your reservation. There was nothing wrong with the car, but at the other locations I’ve liked being able to check out the vehicle myself before renting it, especially if there are others available in the same area.

Some teething pains are always expected with a new service, and I’m still eagerly awaiting my next reservation!

Update on June 18, 2013:

I met a couple of members of the DriveNow team when doing my last pickup. They were updating the software on the cars, and super-helpful! One of them even showed me how all of the DriveNow stations are saved in the navigation system, and set it up to direct me to SkyPark. He also gave me a couple of other tips: You don’t need to reserve a car in advance with the app. If you see an available car, just tap your card and the doors will unlock. And when we both ended up at SkyPark at the same time, he was there as I ended my reservation and showed me that a green light (indicating that the car is available), confirms that my reservation has successfully ended. I didn’t have any unintended charges this time… it was $14.76 going up to the airport and $13.02 on the way back!

My SkyPark experience was a bit different than the first time. Unlike before, the valet retrieved the car with the SkyPark card instead of taking mine and asking for my PIN, so I was the one who started the reservation this time. There was some confusion when I got on the bus and they were unable to find the exact car that I reserved, but it wasn’t really an issue as I just told the valet to grab any of them.

The Internship

I’m currently hosting my first Google intern. Coincidentally, there’s a new movie currently in theaters about Google interns. I saw the film last Saturday with another Googler at a theater across the street from Google. I even spotted a Google VP in the audience, watching the movie about Google with the author of the book about—you guessed it—Google.

While I knew that The Internship isn’t a documentary (unlike this), my main curiosity going into the movie was how Google (and Googlers!) would be portrayed. Overall, movie Google looks a lot like real Google. You could probably take pictures of most of the sets, show them to real-world Googlers, and easily have them believe that the pictures were from a real office that they hadn’t visited yet. Some of the movie was actually shot at Google. If you want to know what was shot where, here’s a tip: If you see brick buildings, they’re not in California.

I’m tempted go into great detail about the plot and characters in terms of what is realistic vs. what is only in the movie, but as I said before, it’s not a documentary, so I’ll skip that and keep my review brief: I enjoyed the movie. I laughed out loud a few times, and I couldn’t help associating some of the Googler characters with Googlers I know. My favorite part was a scene with Billy and “Headphones.” It’s a fun movie, and I assume that Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson had fun making it. The most surprising part for me was that of the scenes really resonated with me. Okay, maybe two scenes, but I’ll just talk about one. I don’t want to give too much away, but it involved trying to teach a small business owner the value and opportunity of the Internet. As someone who has had the pleasure of helping many businesses get online, I can attest that it’s an extremely challenging and rewarding experience.

As I mentioned earlier, some of the film was shot at the Googleplex in Mountain View, California. The fun part about these shots is that in addition to featuring a real Google campus, they show real Googlers! During shooting, I got to spend a day on the set as an extra, and it was a fun experience. One of the first tasks was to be reviewed by someone in the wardrobe department. She loved my shoes, but said that I looked “too hip,” which is totally understandable. She asked me to tuck in my shirt, and then gave me a belt to “dorkify” me. I was also issued a fake Google badge. The name on mine was “Shaady Kamal.” Other than those adjustments to my appearance, I pretty much played myself. I wore my normal work clothes (jeans, a colorful shirt, and Google-colored shoes), and even had my real work backpack and laptops with me. It wasn’t hard to get into character; in all of my scenes I was working on my laptop, where I was literally just doing work at work. The only difference is that occasionally a couple of celebrities would walk by. Actually, that’s not different than real work. But this time there was a camera crew. Hmm, that’s not different either. I only “acted” in in a few shots, and each time was given a simple direction, such as to sit and work on a laptop or talk to some people for a little bit and then walk away. While it was easy to pretend to be me, I will still proudly note that I nailed it. In one shot, when I turned around and started walking right on cue, one of the crew members hiding in the bushes whispered to me, “Good job.” The funny part about shooting that scene was that I was supposed to walk away from a group of people as if leaving for a meeting. We were far enough from the action that we could talk, so we had a real-life conversation. My cue was when Vince and Owen hit a certain mark, and not any particular point in our conversation, so I kept having to walk away abruptly and randomly in the middle of the conversation. I almost felt rude, but that’s how Shaady rolls. The set was much more relaxed than I expected, and I think the crew was enjoying the location. I overheard the “good job” guy say on the phone, “This is the best week of work in my life. Yeah, I’m shooting a movie up at Google.”

As for a Wysz cameo? When I saw it in the theater, I didn’t see myself in the movie. They completely cut one of the scenes I was in. There are a couple of shots that I’m potentially in, but I think they each ended before the camera got to me. I’d need to step through them frame-by-frame to be sure, and you can bet that I’ll do that as well as check for deleted scenes when the movie comes out on video. I did spot Mike Leotta and Sergey Brin in one of the scenes.

T-Mobile won’t take my money

tl;dr: T-Mobile’s $30/month plan beats a $70/month plan by AT&T (depending on where you need service), but T-Mobile still operates like a big phone company.

I’m pretty disloyal when it comes to phone companies; I recently was a customer of all four major US carriers in three years. It’s pretty easy to move around with an unlocked phone and Google Voice, since I’m not tied to a contract or even a phone number. I honestly have never memorized my current phone number provided by AT&T, and I’ve had it for six months.

Last month, this post by Danny Sullivan caught my eye. It mentioned a T-Mobile plan that would get me 5GB of data, unlimited texts, and 100 minutes for $30/month. I hardly ever use my phone for voice calls, so this sounded great to me. I could take or leave the texts since I use Google Voice, but it makes sense for T-Mobile to include them since it costs them virtually nothing to transmit. Even though I know that T-Mobile’s coverage can be pretty lousy in some places that I travel to, I thought it could be worth giving them another chance after a few years of network upgrades, and it wouldn’t be hard to move back to AT&T if I needed to. I got distracted, though, and forgot about it.

Today, Danny had an article on CNET describing the plan. This time, I decided to go for it.

Store: Go online.

I didn’t want to wait for a SIM card to arrive in the mail, so I walked into a T-Mobile store and announced my intentions. The clerk knew exactly the plan I was talking about, and then politely informed me that this plan was not available in stores. I had to go to the website to sign up. That’s totally understandable. Physical stores have limited inventory, so it doesn’t make sense to send all of the billing plans to all locations. Yep, it makes perfect sense. Completely unrelated to that last thought, I wish there were a better way to convey sarcasm in text.

Website: Try chatting.

I found the place to order a microSIM and entered my billing information. I got this error with multiple credit cards: Sorry – we’re having some trouble with the debit/credit card you provided. Please check to make sure you’ve correctly filled in all the required fields. I searched for that error and apparently I’m not the only one to get it.

Chat support: Try calling

On the site, a popup appeared offering chat assistance. I took them up on their offer and explained the situation. The representative simply had me re-check all of my information again. I did, and when it failed again, she asked me to call 611 or the 1-800 customer service number, apparently not understanding that I was not already a T-Mobile customer.

Phone sales: Go to the store

I called the sales number. The representative informed me that I called at an excellent time, because they’re offering microSIM cards for only 99¢. Great. I provided my billing information, and she has trouble processing the order. Like the chat representative, her first reaction is to re-verify all of the information, which she has entered correctly. She then put me on hold to check with the order processing department. When she got back, her tone was much different than it was before, when she was polite and making small talk about my name. She informed me that the order would need to be processed in a store for additional “verification.” I told her that I had already gone to a store, and that I was told I needed to go online. She said, and note that this is in quotes, that “they’re full of it” and there was no reason the store couldn’t help me. I politely explained that perhaps the clerk in the store had meant that I couldn’t purchase the plan in-store, but maybe they’d give me a SIM card. At the end of the 18-minute call, before I hung up I could hear her breathe a disappointed growl into the phone.

Store: Go to Walmart

I ventured out again and went to a different T-Mobile store. I asked for a microSIM and explained that I’d then get the $30 plan online. Two staff members told me that I couldn’t do that; if I got a SIM card in the store it would cost me $20 (remember, it was 99¢ over the phone), and they would need to activate it in-store, so I wouldn’t be able to get the plan I wanted anyway. I briefly recounted everything that had happened before this. They seemed frustrated (not with me, but with T-Mobile), and said that they’re not given any support with these online-only plans. One of them told me that he had recently helped a friend buy the plan through Walmart’s site, and said that he’s heard it’s easier to use than T-Mobile’s anyway.

Walmart: How may we confuse you?

I first tried going to walmart.com on my phone. When I searched for [t-mobile] on their mobile site, I was told, “We’re sorry, but we’re having system issues. Please try again.” I went to their desktop site on my laptop and found the $30 plan, but it was listed as an “e-delivery” item, so I wasn’t sure if I was going to get a SIM card. Since there was still a pretty good chance that something would go wrong in the billing process eventually, I aborted my mission.

If they can’t even take my money, how can I expect good service?

T-Mobile has been trying to brand themselves as the hip and rebellious “UnCarrier,” trying to set themselves apart as a sensible alternative to the traditional contract-laden US mobile providers that we all love to hate. But when they have ridiculous policies like only offering some plans on their website, it’s hard to see them as being any different.

The fact that I was unable to give them my money after several attempts is another bad sign for their ability to provide good service. I’m not terribly upset about initially being declined. While I still don’t know exactly what happened, I’m guessing that somewhere along the way I triggered a fraud flag. Sure, it’s a false positive, as I always pay my bills in full whenever they’re due, but it happens. What really frustrated me is that none of the people I spoke to were empowered to figure out what was going on and fix it.

If anyone has a recommendation for a good AT&T MVNO with a sensible data plan, let me know in the comments.

Update on June 6, 2013
I decided to give it another try today. I’m paying nearly $70/month for AT&T for only 3GB of data, and text messages cost extra. I went into a physical Walmart store and picked up a T-Mobile “starter kit” that came with a microSIM and $30 of service. I paid with cash, so I think I now have what qualifies as a burner phone. Take that, NSA. 😉

Before I activated my T-Mobile number, I called AT&T to see if they would try to retain me as a customer. When I mentioned that I was canceling to take advantage of the T-Mobile plan, the representative made no effort to retain me as a customer. Just as Verizon tried when I canceled my account with them, the AT&T agent told me that I would be charged an early termination fee because I had upgraded my phone recently. After I explained that no, I was not under contract and that I always bring my own phone, we found out that something got messed up (as it did with Verizon) when a discount code was applied to my account. She waived the fee and canceled the account.

I activated the T-Mobile line by dialing *611 after inserting the SIM, and it was a relatively easy process. I got kicked out of the automated system when I was unable to find a phone number in my city of choice. I don’t know why they don’t have an option for “I don’t care what city my phone number is in. It’s 2013. Just assign me any US number.” At one point the friendly agent asked for the number that would add credit to my account, saying that I would have scratched a card to reveal it. I could find no such card, and was worried that I had wasted my money. Fortunately he skipped over that step, and we later found out that the activation code came with the credit. My phone was then activated, and had a working Internet connection within a few minutes.

They really didn’t want me as a customer last weekend. I now feel like I snuck into a store with a mask on, paid for my items, and left without a problem.