Wysz's Guide to Valentine's Day

Heart-shaped firework

Fact: I know almost nothing about Valentine's Day. I can't even remember if it's January 15th or February 15th. It may not be on the 15th at all. Therefore, I suggest that you go elsewhere for Valentine's Day information.

If you're looking for more general information about the meaning, history, and celebration of Valentine's Day, start with Wikipedia's Valentine's Day article.

Valentine's Day Gifts

If you want to show someone that you love them, the easiest way is usually to buy them something. These are my suggestions, because I get commission on some stuff:

1. Use the "it's all relative" strategy and convince her that you could be worse. How much worse? You could be me. I'm so bad that they wrote a book about me and 49 of my peers. I'm Boyfriend #1 (aka "Boyfriendster") in 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz. It's a really funny fictional book that should give your girlfriend a laugh. Just make sure she doesn't name you #51.

Wysz reading the book with a surprised look on his face

2. Teddy bears are cute. Cute is good. Click here to buy.

Teddy bear wearing t-shirt that says 'You are awesome.'

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