first glance, the lounge is a
bit messy, but not all that bad. There's even a table for some group
oh! Looks like some of the
furniture has seen better days. Oh well, we're college kids, so even
with broken furniture we will find a way to get comfortable as we watch
has anybody seen the
remote? Hello? What do you mean there's nobody else in here? No, I'm
not talking to myself. Are you sure you haven't seen the remote? I
guess I'll just have to use the buttons on the TV.
I can't do much without
the POWER button, I'm just going to take a nap. There has to be some
better furniture somewhere!
this isn't looking good.
since I can't find a place
to sit down, I'm just going to grab a snack and go back to my room...
umm I mean grab a snack and hang out in someone else's room, and share
my purchase with others.
at all of the selections! I
think I'll buy that cracker—it's only $1.25, plus it was made with real cheez!
Are those bonus prizes?
wrinkled piece of paper and a
fluorescent bulb that's been shattered into a thousand pieces? What
kind of prize is that?
the interest of public
safety, I extract and dispose of the larger pieces of the bulb.
think it's time to get out of
here. Before I go, I should probably write a list on the blackboard of
things people shouldn't stick in the vending machine, but THERE'S NO
CHALK! This is by far the most disturbing discovery of the night.
Broken glass can be cleaned up, but a lack of chalk is an inexcusable
condition. I'm leaving.