On Sunday, April 6, 2003 at about 5:00 AM, I had a revelation. You can create a ridiculously large blue bow tie using a blue collapsible laundry basket. When I made this wonderful discovery, I immediately showed the people who were in my room, playing my roommate's video games. Their reaction: "Wysz made a joke?"
The basket used in this example is a stock item; it was not modified in any way. Keep in mind that this tie is not recommended for all events. When I say that it's "ridiculously large," I mean it's cnn.com headline-large. Please use proper discretion when wearing this in public.
Fold the basket so it is flat, and then squeeze the long sides to form the shape of a bow tie. There are multiple ways to display your RIDICULOUSLY LARGE blue bow tie. Two suggestions are illustrated below:
Best part of making the bow tie page: The expression on my roommate's face when he woke up and saw me taking a picture of myself holding a laundry basket.
Thanks to Tony Trumbo for linking to this page.
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