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In my Senior year of high school, a new character arrived on campus. His name is George. I remember thinking how RIDICULOUSLY HUGE his head is. During my freshman year in college, I created a RIDULOUSLY LARGE blue bow tie out of a laundry basket. While working at GA during the summer, I had an idea for an experiment. If a RIDICULOUSLY HUGE head had a RIDICULOUSLY LARGE blue bow tie, would both objects appear to be less ridiculous? My interpretation of Einstein's theory of relativity indicates that this would be the case. There was only one way to find out for sure, so I brought the laundry basket to GA along with my digital camera. The results can be seen in the following images.

Exhibit A


Exhibit B


Exhibit C


Exhibit D


Looks like I was correct! A perfect fit. Behold the power of relativity and my awesomeness. Admire my Wyszdom, too.

Ridiculous Commentary:
csvroomfondel (11:46:11 PM): according to the theory of relativity, the head would have to be approaching the speed of light relative to you for relativitstic effects to occur.  For this reason I suggest you find a way to accelerate yourself to the speed of light (perhaps by running really fast towards the statue) and try again.  Thank you for your time.

Episode 1: The Original RIDICULOUSLY LARGE Blue Bow Tie
Episode 3: Wysz Meets Johns
Episode 4: Sir Robin's New Tie
Episode 5: Carly

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