Hate mail!

When one produces a website that openly discusses controversial topics such as bow ties and drinking, some criticism is not unexcepected. Putting an anonymous feedback form on my website has yielded some interesting messages. Here are some of them, from oldest to most recent:

Certain messages have been edited for content, and italic text is mine.

llama taboot taboot

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHA!@!!! ok. BWA HAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!! Farmer WA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dear Michael Wyszomierski,



What do you think about cannibalism, warfare, and drought in the mesa verde region during the twelfth century a.d? I have to write a case study on this topic, any assistance would be greatly appreciated.



Thanks in advance,

John U. Young

i love your site this is your guestbook right?

you are a big dork

You are so mean to me!

Dear Wysz,



I am just writting to you to tell you that I HATE!! you!  You are so dumb, that you got tripped by a small kid and tumbled down a hill.  Not only did you fall, but you spranged your ankle and sat on it later.



I am not a girl declaring my secret love for you.

Dear Wysz,



This e- mail contains a big computer virus that will crash your computer. 

From the list  below:



I don't  like any part of you.

I hate everything about you.

You are sooo not funny.  You couldn't even make me laugh when I inhailed 5 gallons of laughing gas.



To Be continued

Dear Mike,

HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI

From Anonymous

Dear Wysz,



You are an idiot

Dear Mike,



From the list below.





-I don't like anything about you



-I don't like you



-You are not funny period!!



-I already said that you are not funny!!



-You are not the sexist.  If you were you would be an actor making millions instead of working part time at a camp.



-If I were a lady and you asked me out, then looked at my child, I would call the police for child abuse.  (Really your that ugly)



-Everyone wouldn't want to be "the Wysz"



-Without sarcasm, everyone still dosn't want to be that ugly or stupid.



You really are an idiot.  I read the "I am an idot" Diary.



If I were you, I would get plastic sugury and move to Iraq, where you have to wear a viel.



Best wishes with your horrible life. Anonymous

Michael,

   you are soooooooo WIERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wysz, I love you.  <3

Dear Wysz, 



This is [censored cause he's a kid] from A/V camp.  I am gonna' continue to write e-mails until you admit that you are the one who invented the ridiculously large big blue bow-tie.  and you are an idiot.

What is a good way to show a guy you really care about him?

i trhink you are so HOT!!!! please IM me [screen name censored]

Well, sometimes I just have to count peoples toes, because I think that they might have more than 5.

your senior pics are [censored]in ridiculous!!
I honestly have no idea what "senior pics" this person is referring to.

you're such a freak'n idoit. y do u send all those e-mails to strong bad, i bet by now, he hates u. in other words, shut the [censored] up.



~something ofmajig~

hey,
   you are an idiot. THOES ARE THE WORST EMAILS TO STRONG BAD THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN. WHAT THE [censored] IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I HOPE THAT YOU GO TO AND ROT IN MY [censored]. have a nice day
   Therapst

*Most likely sarcastic, though.