Facebook Monkey

Stealing my fire. Or thunder. Or whatever the appropriate phrase is.

Yeah, I know you kids like Facebook, but I have an issue with it. You see, I used to be proud of the fact that I remembered my friends' birthdays. "Quiz me!" I'd yell, "Quiz meeee!" I even mailed cards a few times. I'm sure this gave me bonus points, which I really needed since I lost so many due to my home's incredible distance from everyone else's.

But now this talent of mine is useless, because stupid Facebook blabs to everyone about whose birthday is coming up. I feel like a person whose job has just been taken over by a robot or trained monkey. I don't send cards to my friends anymore. Now I just write on their walls.

Posted: Monday - January 16, 2006 at 10:35 PM