Your iTunes Affiliate Application Status

Ouch! Rejection.

Dear Michael Wyszomierski:

We regret to inform you that iTunes has chosen not to accept your application for the iTunes Affiliate Program at this time. This may be because:

-- The content is unrelated to iTunes
Well, it would be if I thought I could make some cash off of it. And didn't they read all of my entries about the Pepsi giveaway?

-- Your site is temporarily down or under construction ¿-please make sure to apply again after 2 weeks.
Hmm, maybe they checked during an update. And what's with the question mark/dash thing?

-- A wrong or misspelled URL given in the application. Please correct the problem and apply again.
Nope, checked my LinkShare account and it was correct.

-- Your site is aesthetically unpleasing
Hey! Eh, I guess this is a good excuse to change the colors of the index page. And I guess I should change the title bar from "Home of the Wysz. Nobody's home. Please go away."

-- Your site promotes tobacco, alcoholic beverages or excessive drinking/drug use

-- Your site contains extreme religious content

-- Your site is international (with a majority of visitors based OUTSIDE the US. or written in a foreign language)
I have yet to hear from an international visitor, and I'm pretty sure that English is our official language. Perhaps I should try Ebonics.

If any of the above problematic criteria can be resolved, we look forward to your reapplication.
I'll see what I can do, and yes, I will reapply.

Posted: Tuesday - September 14, 2004 at 01:43 PM