Sometimes I Wonder About This Country

Three thousand bucks!

Someone just called and asked for "The." (pronounced "tea") When I confirmed that this was I, he told me that I have been approved for a $3,000 government grant that doesn't have to be paid back. I wanted to find out what the catch was, but he wanted to verify my information before giving any details, so I hung up. I don't know if it's awesome or sad that the government wants to give $3,000 to someone named "The Wysz."

Posted: Wednesday - November 10, 2004 at 11:04 AM