Why Am I Here?
Abstract:
Somebody please tell me!
Body:
I'm trying to figure out how I got accepted to
Johns Hopkins. Here are a few
possibilities:
- Computer
glitch.
- The fact that my middle name is
John.
- Some sort of sick joke, or possibly a
dare.
- Affirmative
action.
- Tony's suggestion:
"Counterbalance."
Posted: Wednesday - October 13, 2004 at 09:34 AM