Why Am I Here?

Somebody please tell me!

I'm trying to figure out how I got accepted to Johns Hopkins. Here are a few possibilities:

- Computer glitch.
- The fact that my middle name is John.
- Some sort of sick joke, or possibly a dare.
- Affirmative action.
- Tony's suggestion: "Counterbalance."

Posted: Wednesday - October 13, 2004 at 09:34 AM