How to invest $10.

Bill and I just discussed the pros and cons of me swallowing a $10 roll of quarters. The most significant con was "possibility of death," and my favorite pro was that doctors would probably have an opportunity to use the term "ruptured" when discussing my case.

I have decided not to swallow the roll sitting on my desk, and I forbid myself from handling it when bored or curious.

Posted: Tuesday - October 05, 2004 at 07:01 PM