Ruptured
Abstract:
How to invest $10.
Body:
Bill and I just discussed the pros and cons of me
swallowing a $10 roll of quarters. The most significant con was "possibility of
death," and my favorite pro was that doctors would probably have an opportunity
to use the term "ruptured" when discussing my
case.
I have decided not to swallow the
roll sitting on my desk, and I forbid myself from handling it when bored or
curious.
Posted: Tuesday - October 05, 2004 at 07:01 PM