Random acting
Abstract:
I'm a freak.
Body:
I know it's weird, but sometimes I
pretend
to be using my cell phone. Once, for no good reason, I walked around outside
having a fake conversation with someone about some business issues. Earlier this
year, I wanted to keep some facts straight for a blog entry, so I called and
left myself a voicemail. I was passing other people as I did this, so I
pretended to be having a conversation with another person. Sometimes if I'm
waiting around somewhere and want to avoid conversation, I'll pretend to be text
messaging or checking emails on my phone, even though I don't really do either
of those.
Tonight I actually pretended
to be listening to my iPod on the way to the location where I would pretend to
use my cell phone. This time, I pretended to check my voicemail.
Posted: Sunday - February 20, 2005 at 05:14 PM