A Change of Heart


Abstract:
Actually, it was just an easy way to avoid confrontation.

Body:
Tired of explaining to the rejects that I couldn't accept their offers of friendship because they go to JHU, I have begun accepting any and all offers of friendship on that inane thefacebook website that I denounce but still log in to every day. The good news is I can now write on more people's walls, proclaiming my awesomeness and making ridiculous claims such as: "Once, I almost swallowed the Moon."

Posted: Monday - November 22, 2004 at 04:32 AM          

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