Happy Easter


Abstract:
Happy Easter, kids.

Body:
Happy Easter. Tonight I will be celebrating by attempting to cook spaghetti. I'm pretty sure I have all the ingredients: A box of spaghetti, salt, margarine, Emeril's "Roasted Gaaahlic™" tomato sauce, and even black olives as per my grandmother's suggestion. Yes, I know spaghetti is easy to make. Yes, I know that everyone else learned to make pasta at age 5. Give me a break, I'm an idiot, remember? Oh, and the wine will be served in a plastic cup because I don't even have any real glasses. This is college.

And about those '80s songs? Yeah, I bought nine of them.

Posted: Sunday - March 27, 2005 at 12:56 PM          


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