If I worked for Credit Suisse Group, I'd totally get fired.


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Unemployed.

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If I worked for Credit Suisse Group, also known as CSG, I would totally get fired, and for good reason.

My absence would probably be the number one reason for my termination. I've never shown up for work there. Not even once. In fact, I don't know where their offices are. Even if I did show up, I'd expect to be sacked, because I never do any work for them. I mean I haven't made one single contribution to that company. I've never even sharpened a pencil for them.

If given a second chance, I wouldn't have the potential to save my job, because as far as I can tell, I'm completely unqualified. I know almost nothing about the company. I just know that they're a financial services company. At least that's what it says on their website. And you know what, I don't know anything about financial services. I took one finance course in college, and barely got through it. I was signed up for a Microeconomics course as well, but had to drop that one the night before the midterm. All the guy talked about was corn and wheat.

And if they have a company blogging policy, well this entry would just be the last straw. Not only am I blogging, I'm blogging about them. And my job. And why I should get fired.

It looks like I'm going to be available very soon for employment at another company. I'm thinking June of 2006. So, if you're interested in someone who knows nothing about financial services but knows quite a bit about multimedia production (and blogging), then drop me a line.

Posted: Thursday - December 15, 2005 at 12:07 AM          


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