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Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness

I can confirm that it is indeed dark here on the East Coast. I'm hanging in there, staying close to three burning incandescent light bulbs as I work on a report. I lost consciousness for a few hours earlier, but I have recovered, hopefully long enough to finish this work.

One can only hope that the sun will come out tomorrow. Or perhaps even later today.

Posted: Wednesday - March 01, 2006 at 11:59 PM