Survey Says


Abstract:
We don't want to talk to Wysz.

Body:
My apartment phone just rang, and when I answered, the caller introduced herself as being from the office of the Johns Hopkins Dean of Somethingorother. I shouldn't have anything to worry about, but I did panic for a moment when I didn't know why she was calling. She then told me that she was doing a survey about community issues (we've been having a few), and I assumed it was going to consist of questions about my wild and crazy social life. However, her second question was, "Are you a full-time college student?" When I answered, "Yes," the interview was over. I guess she wanted the other side of the story.

I'm sure you all find this fascinating.

Posted: Thursday - March 16, 2006 at 03:08 PM          

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