I'm so lazy.

[[[ Here you should imagine a picture of a Wysz who is 20 years older, with a small scar on his left cheek, wearing a black t-shirt that has "Moon" written next to a platinum Apple logo. ]]]

Using state-of-the-art digital imaging technology, extensive research, flow charts, psychic powers, and even some good old-fashioned police work, I was able to create what I'm told is an amazingly accurate representation of what I will look like when I'm 40. I think I've aged pretty well, with minimal wrinkles and a full head of hair. The scar on my face is actually a pretty cool reminder of the time I had to beat up that ninja, and I'm sure it will be a fun ice-breaker at parties. It's also nice to see that we have finally started populating the Moon, Apple is still going strong, and I'm still a big geek.

Note: I was actually going to make the picture, but I'm busy*.


Posted: Monday - December 27, 2004 at 03:21 PM