Price of admission for the premiere of "Tiger World"

Bill, who is one of those crazy human computers, quickly pointed out that the total was $129, which I immediately recognized as the retail price of Tiger. Crazy.

Me: Only fifty-seven fifty! Plus twenty, plus ten, plus forty!
Bill: That's it?!
Me: Well, you have to pay extra for parking.
Bill: Oh, how much?
Me: It's like a dollar fifty.

Posted: Monday - April 25, 2005 at 02:35 PM