Email Disclaimer


Abstract:
This is real. Nothing is ruined.

Body:
This was a parody.

This is real (I've edited out the name of the organization):
This e-mail message and any files transmitted with it was sent from [organization] and may contain confidential or privileged information intended only for the use of the Individual(s) or entity named above.  If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail message or received it in error, you are hereby notified that any distribution, copying, or forwarding is strictly prohibited.  If you have received this e-mail message in error, please immediately notify us by telephone at [phone number], or notify us by email at [email address].  Also, please mail a hard copy of the e-mail message by U.S. Postal service to "Network Administrator", [address].  We will reimburse you for all expenses incurred.  After you return the e-mail message to us please completely eliminate the message(s) from all media on which it is stored.  Any error in addressing or delivery of the e-mail message does not waive confidentiality or privileges.  Please note that any views or opinions presented in this email message are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of [organization].  Finally, the recipient should check this e-mail message and any attachments for the presence of viruses.  [organization] accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this e-mail message.

Posted: Tuesday - June 28, 2005 at 08:35 PM          

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