I am the best
Abstract:
Michael Wyszomierski:
i think we should throw parties this
year
Bill Speier:
There's someone in my head but it's not
me
Michael Wyszomierski:
our goal should be to get the cops called on us
at least once before you
graduate
Michael Wyszomierski:
i will be given a warning for incredible
awesomeness, and you will spend the night in jail, as they will assume that you
broke into our apartment
Michael
Wyszomierski: the night in jail could easily be
avoided if i would just tell them that you live there, but it would make a much
less exciting blog entry
4:45
AM
Michael Wyszomierski:
oh and umm yeah that'll be twice as many as the
last time, just in case (This message
makes no sense, but I probably wasted a minute of his time while he tried to
figure it out, which is awesome.)
Body:
BuffyPrep5:
i was in pa
today
Michael Wyszomierski:
so was
i!
BuffyPrep5:
you're really not the !
type
BuffyPrep5:
in fact, i think you're the
antithesis of the !
Michael
Wyszomierski: you didn't call me, so now i can
not feel guilty when i drive past your house and hope you don't see
me
BuffyPrep5:
why would you drive past my
house? that's kind of
creepy
BuffyPrep5:
i was at bryn mawr, i didn't
think you'd want to visit
Michael
Wyszomierski: bryn mawr needs more
vowels
BuffyPrep5:
so does
wysz
10:45
PM
Michael Wyszomierski:
wysz is
awesome
Michael Wyszomierski:
and awesome has 4
syllables
Michael Wyszomierski:
or
voels
BuffyPrep5:
no it
doesn't
Michael Wyszomierski:
woerl
Michael
Wyszomierski:
voellse
Michael
Wyszomierski:
vewolws
Michael
Wyszomierski:
voewlse
Michael
Wyszomierski:
voesle
Michael
Wyszomierski:
vowles
Michael
Wyszomierski:
vowels
BuffyPrep5:
i'm gonna just ignore
that
Michael Wyszomierski:
it's
quadra-vowelcular
BuffyPrep5:
same with
that
Michael Wyszomierski:
i wanted to say
quadrasyllabic
Michael
Wyszomierski: but that would be
incorrect
Michael Wyszomierski:
ugh
BuffyPrep5:
yeah, considering it's
bisyllabic
BuffyPrep5:
not that there's anything wrong
with that
Michael Wyszomierski:
i'm
awesome
BuffyPrep5:
so anyway, i was in PA...that's
the end of the story
Michael
Wyszomierski: you suck at stories go
home
Michael Wyszomierski:
go back to
england
Michael Wyszomierski:
where you came
from
BuffyPrep5:
i hate
england
Michael Wyszomierski:
you
brit
Michael Wyszomierski:
wow you are not tolerant of other
cultures
Michael Wyszomierski:
i can't speak to you
anymore
BuffyPrep5:
i have issues with
england
Michael Wyszomierski:
some of my best friends are
english
BuffyPrep5:
sucks to your
friends
Michael Wyszomierski:
to my
friends?
BuffyPrep5:
you never read lord of the
flies?
Michael Wyszomierski:
no it is in
french
BuffyPrep5:
when the kid goes "i have
asthma" and the other kid says "sucks to your
asthma!"
BuffyPrep5:
no it's british
actually
BuffyPrep5:
and most middle schoolers have
to read it
Michael Wyszomierski:
not the french
edition
Michael Wyszomierski:
i didn't go to middle
school
Michael Wyszomierski:
i went to junior
high
Michael Wyszomierski:
or
JH
Michael Wyszomierski:
Johns
Hopkins
BuffyPrep5:
...
BuffyPrep5:
your stream of consciousness
never ceases to amaze me
Michael
Wyszomierski: don't be amazed; i actually did go
to middle school
Michael
Wyszomierski: i placed out of junior
high
BuffyPrep5:
whatever
BuffyPrep5:
i got a new facebook
picture
Michael Wyszomierski:
i
know
Michael Wyszomierski:
i was just on
facebook
BuffyPrep5:
that's kind of
weird
BuffyPrep5:
it's a good
picture
Michael Wyszomierski:
i was making fun of john
young
Michael Wyszomierski:
you have
glasses
BuffyPrep5:
yeah i have since freshman
year
Michael Wyszomierski:
the picture is so
girly
Michael Wyszomierski:
you obviously cropped out of a group
photo
Michael Wyszomierski:
typical girly
pic
BuffyPrep5:
my last one was cropped
too
BuffyPrep5:
did you want me to leave the
other 4 girls in
it?
BuffyPrep5:
at least i don't have a pepsi
box on my head
10:55
PM
Michael Wyszomierski:
whatever i get good money for that
pic
BuffyPrep5:
you look like a
moron
Posted: Monday - August 29, 2005 at 07:58 PM