I am the best


Abstract:
Michael Wyszomierski: i think we should throw parties this year
Bill Speier: There's someone in my head but it's not me
Michael Wyszomierski: our goal should be to get the cops called on us at least once before you graduate
Michael Wyszomierski: i will be given a warning for incredible awesomeness, and you will spend the night in jail, as they will assume that you broke into our apartment
Michael Wyszomierski: the night in jail could easily be avoided if i would just tell them that you live there, but it would make a much less exciting blog entry
4:45 AM
Michael Wyszomierski: oh and umm yeah that'll be twice as many as the last time, just in case (This message makes no sense, but I probably wasted a minute of his time while he tried to figure it out, which is awesome.)

Body:
BuffyPrep5: i was in pa today
Michael Wyszomierski: so was i!
BuffyPrep5: you're really not the ! type
BuffyPrep5: in fact, i think you're the antithesis of the !
Michael Wyszomierski: you didn't call me, so now i can not feel guilty when i drive past your house and hope you don't see me
BuffyPrep5: why would you drive past my house? that's kind of creepy
BuffyPrep5: i was at bryn mawr, i didn't think you'd want to visit
Michael Wyszomierski: bryn mawr needs more vowels
BuffyPrep5: so does wysz
10:45 PM
Michael Wyszomierski: wysz is awesome
Michael Wyszomierski: and awesome has 4 syllables
Michael Wyszomierski: or voels
BuffyPrep5: no it doesn't
Michael Wyszomierski: woerl
Michael Wyszomierski: voellse
Michael Wyszomierski: vewolws
Michael Wyszomierski: voewlse
Michael Wyszomierski: voesle
Michael Wyszomierski: vowles
Michael Wyszomierski: vowels
BuffyPrep5: i'm gonna just ignore that
Michael Wyszomierski: it's quadra-vowelcular
BuffyPrep5: same with that
Michael Wyszomierski: i wanted to say quadrasyllabic
Michael Wyszomierski: but that would be incorrect
Michael Wyszomierski: ugh
BuffyPrep5: yeah, considering it's bisyllabic
BuffyPrep5: not that there's anything wrong with that
Michael Wyszomierski: i'm awesome
BuffyPrep5: so anyway, i was in PA...that's the end of the story
Michael Wyszomierski: you suck at stories go home
Michael Wyszomierski: go back to england
Michael Wyszomierski: where you came from
BuffyPrep5: i hate england
Michael Wyszomierski: you brit
Michael Wyszomierski: wow you are not tolerant of other cultures
Michael Wyszomierski: i can't speak to you anymore
BuffyPrep5: i have issues with england
Michael Wyszomierski: some of my best friends are english
BuffyPrep5: sucks to your friends
Michael Wyszomierski: to my friends?
BuffyPrep5: you never read lord of the flies?
Michael Wyszomierski: no it is in french
BuffyPrep5: when the kid goes "i have asthma" and the other kid says "sucks to your asthma!"
BuffyPrep5: no it's british actually
BuffyPrep5: and most middle schoolers have to read it
Michael Wyszomierski: not the french edition
Michael Wyszomierski: i didn't go to middle school
Michael Wyszomierski: i went to junior high
Michael Wyszomierski: or JH
Michael Wyszomierski: Johns Hopkins
BuffyPrep5: ...
BuffyPrep5: your stream of consciousness never ceases to amaze me
Michael Wyszomierski: don't be amazed; i actually did go to middle school
Michael Wyszomierski: i placed out of junior high
BuffyPrep5: whatever
BuffyPrep5: i got a new facebook picture
Michael Wyszomierski: i know
Michael Wyszomierski: i was just on facebook
BuffyPrep5: that's kind of weird
BuffyPrep5: it's a good picture
Michael Wyszomierski: i was making fun of john young
Michael Wyszomierski: you have glasses
BuffyPrep5: yeah i have since freshman year
Michael Wyszomierski: the picture is so girly
Michael Wyszomierski: you obviously cropped out of a group photo
Michael Wyszomierski: typical girly pic
BuffyPrep5: my last one was cropped too
BuffyPrep5: did you want me to leave the other 4 girls in it?
BuffyPrep5: at least i don't have a pepsi box on my head
10:55 PM
Michael Wyszomierski: whatever i get good money for that pic
BuffyPrep5: you look like a moron

Posted: Monday - August 29, 2005 at 07:58 PM          


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