New Business Opportunity
Abstract:
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eightman1984:
the other day some dumb girl was like, "How many
sources do we need for our
paper?"
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eightman1984:
and our prof walks up to the board and goes
"Exactly 92 sources." and writes a huge 92 on the board
Body:
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eightman1984:
i have decided to start an oil company, would you
like to be involved in some
capacity?
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skierwysz:
sure, in the capacity that i get billions of
dollars for doing
nothing
4:27:58
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eightman1984:
yeah
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eightman1984:
exxonmobile made 21 billion dollars last
year
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skierwysz:
wow, that's more than my website
made
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eightman1984:
yeah, and their net worth is 320 billion
dollars
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skierwysz:
i would like
that
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eightman1984:
me
too
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eightman1984:
now we just need to find
oil
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skierwysz:
hmm
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skierwysz:
well if i see any, i'll let you
know
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eightman1984:
ok
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eightman1984:
i will do the
same
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skierwysz:
awesome
4:30:24
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skierwysz:
this is going to be
great
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eightman1984:
what should we call this
company
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skierwysz:
oilco?
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eightman1984:
oh thats
good
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eightman1984:
i'm actually really suprised it hasn't been taking
yet
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skierwysz:
or maybe something environmentally
friendly
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skierwysz:
eco-oil
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skierwysz:
ecoil
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eightman1984:
to search for oil, i'm going to fire a pistol into
the ground, i figure i will hit something
eventually
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skierwysz:
in my marketing class we watched this video about
a company that wants to solve the pollution problem caused by coal-driven power
plants by burning trees
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eightman1984:
haha i like that
logic
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eightman1984:
too many trees around here, we should burn
them
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skierwysz:
yeah, the guy was like "most people believe me if
i spend enough time with them"
Posted: Saturday - September 24, 2005 at 02:09 PM