Silly Robbery
Abstract:
In the words of Jack Handy, "If you rob a bank,
and your pants fall down, it's okay to laugh. And let your hostages laugh too,
because come on, life is funny."
Body:
Attempted Robbery
(Non-Affiliate)—2900 Blk.
Guilford Ave.--On Feb. 26, at 7:20 AM, a
non-affiliate walking south in the 2900 Blk. Guilford Ave. was approached by a
male who stepped in front of the victim and stated “I do not want to hurt
you, give me all of your belongs.” The victim raised a walking stick
she was carrying and said, “I do not think you are going to hurt
me.” The suspect started laughing and fled east on 29th Street.
No injuries, no property taken.
Posted: Monday - February 27, 2006 at 04:04 PM