So Ted's Not The Only Gullible One


Abstract:
Someday, there will be a statue of me in EVERY town.

Body:
Skier Wysz (3:01:05 PM): so you didn't walk past my statue
muzikgoddss (3:01:10 PM): um
muzikgoddss (3:01:17 PM): no i don't think so
muzikgoddss (3:01:20 PM): you have a statue?
Skier Wysz (3:01:25 PM): yeah
muzikgoddss (3:01:25 PM): of yourself?
Skier Wysz (3:01:29 PM): yep
muzikgoddss (3:01:31 PM): no
Skier Wysz (3:01:36 PM): YES
muzikgoddss (3:01:42 PM): i don't believe it
Skier Wysz (3:01:54 PM): next time you're in town give me a call
Skier Wysz (3:01:57 PM): i will show you
muzikgoddss (3:02:20 PM): is it a statue with your face/
Skier Wysz (3:02:31 PM): yep
muzikgoddss (3:02:33 PM): no
muzikgoddss (3:02:54 PM): i don
muzikgoddss (3:02:56 PM): t believe you
Skier Wysz (3:03:16 PM): i am full of surprises
Skier Wysz (3:03:19 PM): remember last night
muzikgoddss (3:03:48 PM): when did you move out of doylestown
Skier Wysz (3:04:08 PM): 1999
muzikgoddss (3:04:30 PM): why did they make a statue of you
Skier Wysz (3:05:30 PM): because the townspeople are calmed by my presence. the statue makes them more comfortable even while i am not really there
muzikgoddss (3:05:51 PM): what?!
muzikgoddss (3:05:57 PM): ok you're so lying
Skier Wysz (3:06:16 PM): haha you are a little slow today
muzikgoddss (3:06:31 PM): i can't believe it
muzikgoddss (3:06:41 PM): you took full advantage of my gullibility
muzikgoddss (3:06:51 PM): for shame
Skier Wysz (3:07:27 PM): if i knew that you actually believed me at first, i would have kept my statements more realistic and banked on the fact that you're probably not going to be in doylestown again anytime soon
muzikgoddss (3:08:00 PM): well see
muzikgoddss (3:08:05 PM): i'm from a little town
muzikgoddss (3:08:15 PM): and i don't know, little towns do stuff like that

Posted: Sunday - February 13, 2005 at 12:13 PM          


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