Why I need a wife


How long can one wear a shirt?

I'm pretty dumb, but I am a complete idiot when it comes to common knowledge. This is one of those questions that most people never have to ask, but I'm different. How long can I wear a shirt before washing it? I know that socks/underwear are a daily change, and pants can be worn for multiple days. Can I wear the same shirt two days in a row? Can I wear it once, give it a day off, and then wear it again without washing it? I've never gone a day without spilling something on myself, so I have to change my shirt daily anyway, but what if I improve my motor skills and eye/hand coordination in the future?

Further discussion:
What about sweatshirts, assuming that I wear a t-shirt under them? I think it would be fine to wear the same sweatshirt for a few days, but I better check with my readers first, since my readers mainly consist of people who have to deal with me daily in person.

Posted: Fri - October 17, 2003 at 02:36 PM      

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