Time travel


Why must people tell me when a place smells like onions?

Lizzard184 (11:17:05 PM): we're making a time machine
Skier Wysz (11:17:26 PM): wow. how's that going?
Lizzard184 (11:18:11 PM): well it was coming along nicely until the onions got caught in our carberator
Lizzard184 (11:18:34 PM): we're testing it out now
Skier Wysz (11:18:47 PM): cool. what time are you going to
Lizzard184 (11:18:53 PM): the sock monkey will be driving the prototype
Skier Wysz (11:28:47 PM): so did it work?
Lizzard184 (11:32:15 PM): we cant tell
Lizzard184 (11:32:29 PM): the sock monkey didnt appear to leave
Lizzard184 (11:32:34 PM): but insists he left and came back
Lizzard184 (11:32:48 PM): his only proof is a poster of nixon
Lizzard184 (11:32:58 PM): we're not buying it
Skier Wysz (11:32:58 PM): send him to the future
Skier Wysz (11:33:07 PM): then he should disappear
Skier Wysz (11:33:11 PM): and reappear later
Lizzard184 (11:33:34 PM): good idea; i'll consult the group
Lizzard184 (11:33:45 PM): apparently his owner is fairly fond of him
Skier Wysz (11:33:49 PM): you have consulted me. that should be enough
Lizzard184 (11:33:51 PM): and doesnt like to be parted with her sock monkey
Skier Wysz (11:34:19 PM): well the owner will just have to make a small sacrifice in the name of science
Lizzard184 (11:34:19 PM): sorry Mr. Wysz, you're not a board member
Lizzard184 (11:34:47 PM): if you'd like to be, you can donate ten dollars to the "sock monkeys are our future" club
Lizzard184 (11:35:04 PM): okay
Lizzard184 (11:35:09 PM): the room smells of onions

Posted: Sat - November 15, 2003 at 11:39 PM      

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