Check your firearms and lollipops at the door

A security guard confiscates two unlicensed lollipops.

It's like taking candy from a baby, but instead of a baby, it's a college student. I was at the library, where food is prohibited. As one delinquent attempted to pass through the gates of knowledge, the security guard spotted two unopened lollipops in her possession, and actually seized them, placing the candy behind the security desk for the remainder of the student's stay.

Posted: Wed - October 15, 2003 at 12:37 AM