{"id":1181,"date":"2009-05-30T20:15:06","date_gmt":"2009-05-31T03:15:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2009-05-30T20:15:06","modified_gmt":"2009-05-31T03:15:06","slug":"remotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2009\/05\/remotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Remotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The next time I have some extra cash, instead of upgrading to a larger TV, I think I&#8217;ll just put all the money towards extra remote controls. I can then scatter them throughout my apartment, so I&#8217;ll never again have to experience that moment where after getting settled on the couch, I realize that the remote is sitting on the kitchen table.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The next time I have some extra cash, instead of upgrading to a larger TV, I think I&#8217;ll just put all the money towards extra remote controls. I can then scatter them throughout my apartment, so I&#8217;ll never again have to experience that moment where after getting settled on the couch, I realize that the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2009\/05\/remotes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Remotes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}