{"id":126,"date":"2008-04-23T19:42:45","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T02:42:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=126"},"modified":"2008-04-23T19:42:45","modified_gmt":"2008-04-24T02:42:45","slug":"defeating-the-purpose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/04\/defeating-the-purpose\/","title":{"rendered":"Defeating the purpose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I just don&#8217;t understand people.<\/p>\n<p>At the grocery store, I usually use a self checkout machine. Nothing against people; I just prefer machines in many cases. And I got freaked out at Trader Joe&#8217;s where the friendly cashier was commenting on everyone&#8217;s purchases. Machines don&#8217;t make me self-conscious.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, another thing I don&#8217;t do is cash. It&#8217;s clunky, dirty, and obsolete. I use a credit card. So when I check out, I have to sign one of those electronic signature pads with a stylus. But about a week ago, the styli disappeared from the pads. Someone (or some people) had yanked them from the cords and stolen them. What a ridiculous thing to steal. It&#8217;s nearly worthless beyond signing electronic pads. I guess that since thieves aren&#8217;t generally smart enough to get a job, it&#8217;s not surprising that they would end up stealing something useless. The funny thing is, if someone really did want a stylus, they could probably just ask someone at the front desk of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.palm.com\/us\/company\/contacts.html\">Palm&#8217;s world headquarters<\/a>, which is within walking distance of the store. But no matter the reason for the theft, I am now still terribly inconvenienced every time I check out. Nothing works besides the stylus&#8230; I&#8217;ve tried my finger and the metal clip on the end of the cord which used to hold the stylus. Nothing. This frustrating since I know that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zug.com\/pranks\/credit\/\">any little scribble<\/a> will satisfy the machine. So, what I have to do is ask a human cashier to borrow the last remaining stylus, completely defeating the purpose of self-checkout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I just don&#8217;t understand people. At the grocery store, I usually use a self checkout machine. Nothing against people; I just prefer machines in many cases. And I got freaked out at Trader Joe&#8217;s where the friendly cashier was commenting on everyone&#8217;s purchases. Machines don&#8217;t make me self-conscious. Anyway, another thing I don&#8217;t do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/04\/defeating-the-purpose\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Defeating the purpose<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}