{"id":1285,"date":"2009-07-14T00:41:26","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T07:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2025-06-12T20:54:42","modified_gmt":"2025-06-13T00:54:42","slug":"sometimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2009\/07\/sometimes\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sometimes after I&#8217;ve prepared some food, I put it on a plate before taking the plate out of the cabinet. I think it&#8217;d be fun if life really worked like that. Just open up a door, and there&#8217;s your sandwich, ready to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/sandwich-1.jpg\" alt=\"sandwich on a plate in a cabinet\" class=\"wp-image-1286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/sandwich-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/sandwich-1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes after I&#8217;ve prepared some food, I put it on a plate before taking the plate out of the cabinet. I think it&#8217;d be fun if life really worked like that. Just open up a door, and there&#8217;s your sandwich, ready to go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3430,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions\/3430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}