{"id":141,"date":"2008-05-06T14:15:08","date_gmt":"2008-05-06T21:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=141"},"modified":"2008-05-06T14:15:08","modified_gmt":"2008-05-06T21:15:08","slug":"phones-are-for-old-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/05\/phones-are-for-old-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Phones are for old people"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Michael Wyszomierski<\/strong><br \/>\nphones are for old people<br \/>\n<strong>Nelson Bradley<\/strong><br \/>\nyeah exactly<br \/>\n<strong>Nelson Bradley<\/strong><br \/>\ni tell old people to email me<br \/>\n<strong>Nelson Bradley<\/strong><br \/>\nand they respond<br \/>\n<strong>Nelson Bradley<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;what&#8217;s your phone number?&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Nelson Bradley<\/strong><br \/>\n\ud83d\ude41<br \/>\n<strong>Michael Wyszomierski<\/strong><br \/>\nhaha<br \/>\n<strong>Michael Wyszomierski<\/strong><br \/>\nyou shouldn&#8217;t talk to old people then<br \/>\n<strong>Nelson Bradley<\/strong><br \/>\ni have to sometimes<br \/>\n<strong>Nelson Bradley<\/strong><br \/>\ni&#8217;m fine with grandparents<br \/>\n<strong>Nelson Bradley<\/strong><br \/>\nbut other old people should learn to email<br \/>\n<strong>Nelson Bradley<\/strong><br \/>\nif they are just one generation above us<br \/>\n<strong>Michael Wyszomierski<\/strong><br \/>\nyeah agreed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael Wyszomierski phones are for old people Nelson Bradley yeah exactly Nelson Bradley i tell old people to email me Nelson Bradley and they respond Nelson Bradley &#8220;what&#8217;s your phone number?&#8221; Nelson Bradley \ud83d\ude41 Michael Wyszomierski haha Michael Wyszomierski you shouldn&#8217;t talk to old people then Nelson Bradley i have to sometimes Nelson Bradley i&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/05\/phones-are-for-old-people\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Phones are for old people<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}