{"id":1567,"date":"2010-03-12T20:16:11","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T04:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=1567"},"modified":"2010-03-12T20:16:11","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T04:16:11","slug":"congratulations-nelson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2010\/03\/congratulations-nelson\/","title":{"rendered":"Congratulations, Nelson!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>As transcribed by Google Voice:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Nelson Bradley at 4:15 PM:<br \/>\nI&#8217;m\u00a0elopes.<\/p>\n<p>Huh. Must be some new slang term for &#8220;I just eloped.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sandy is quick to inform me that I may be next, leaving this at 4:16:<br \/>\nHey\u00a0Mick,\u00a0I\u00a0have\u00a0a\u00a0great\u00a0great\u00a0match.\u00a0Dot.<\/p>\n<p>Dot, I look forward to meeting you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As transcribed by Google Voice: Nelson Bradley at 4:15 PM: I&#8217;m\u00a0elopes. Huh. Must be some new slang term for &#8220;I just eloped.&#8221; Sandy is quick to inform me that I may be next, leaving this at 4:16: Hey\u00a0Mick,\u00a0I\u00a0have\u00a0a\u00a0great\u00a0great\u00a0match.\u00a0Dot. Dot, I look forward to meeting you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}