{"id":1755,"date":"2010-09-06T22:15:31","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T05:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=1755"},"modified":"2010-09-06T22:15:31","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T05:15:31","slug":"cheetos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2010\/09\/cheetos\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheetos"},"content":{"rendered":"

As part of my Saturday ritual, I go to Quiznos, pick up an Italian hoagie, bag of Cheetos, and a bottle of lemonade and bring it back to my apartment, and eat it while I watch one of those cooking shows which features Gordon Ramsay yelling at people. I eat the hoagie first, so by the time I’m into the bag of Cheetos, my TV is usually showing a segment where there’s some competitive cooking going on. And so every Saturday, I have these two simultaneous thoughts:<\/p>\n

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  1. I can’t believe he’s using frozen<\/em> pasta! (or similar)<\/li>\n
  2. These Cheetos are delicious.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Oh, and after a long hiatus, I have two new cooking shows<\/a> in post-production. I’ll be releasing them as soon as I get around to doing that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    As part of my Saturday ritual, I go to Quiznos, pick up an Italian hoagie, bag of Cheetos, and a bottle of lemonade and bring it back to my apartment, and eat it while I watch one of those cooking shows which features Gordon Ramsay yelling at people. I eat the hoagie first, so by … Continue reading Cheetos<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}