{"id":1916,"date":"2010-11-19T18:33:36","date_gmt":"2010-11-20T02:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=1916"},"modified":"2010-11-19T18:33:36","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T02:33:36","slug":"misunderstanding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2010\/11\/misunderstanding\/","title":{"rendered":"Misunderstanding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>All quotes paraphrased.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Via IM:<br \/>\n<strong>Ted:<\/strong> are you coming home for thanksgiving?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> yes<br \/>\n<strong>Ted:<\/strong> call me when you get home.<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> ok<\/p>\n<p>After work, I call Ted:<br \/>\n<strong>Ted:<\/strong> What&#8217;s up?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Nothing. You told me to call you.<br \/>\n<strong>Ted:<\/strong> What?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> You said that I should call you when I get home.<br \/>\n<strong>Ted:<\/strong> [laughing] I meant when you get <em>home. <\/em>I thought you don&#8217;t refer to [California] as home.<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> I don&#8217;t. I thought you meant my apartment. I was too busy to correct you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All quotes paraphrased. Via IM: Ted: are you coming home for thanksgiving? Me: yes Ted: call me when you get home. Me: ok After work, I call Ted: Ted: What&#8217;s up? Me: Nothing. You told me to call you. Ted: What? Me: You said that I should call you when I get home. Ted: [laughing] &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2010\/11\/misunderstanding\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Misunderstanding<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}