{"id":193,"date":"2008-06-15T22:31:07","date_gmt":"2008-06-16T05:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=193"},"modified":"2025-05-23T16:23:43","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T20:23:43","slug":"monterey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/06\/monterey\/","title":{"rendered":"Please don&#8217;t flash the octopus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/michaelwyszomierski\/PleaseDonTFlashTheOctopus\/photo#5212337802335909282\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"315\" height=\"116\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/flash-octopus-1.jpg\" alt=\"Sign reading: Please don\\'t flash the octopus\" class=\"wp-image-199\" title=\"flash-octopus\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/flash-octopus-1.jpg 315w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/flash-octopus-1-300x110.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/michaelwyszomierski\/PleaseDonTFlashTheOctopus\/photo#5212337802335909282\"><\/a>Today, I went to Monterey with Koklynn, Robin, Tilek, and Reinoud. After driving <a href=\"http:\/\/pebblebeach.com\/page.asp?id=1373\">17-Mile Drive<\/a>, we had lunch at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marlynsamericangrill.com\/\">Marlyn&#8217;s American Grill<\/a>. Everyone else ordered burgers, but I was in the mood for chicken tenders. There were supposed to be five chicken strips on the plate and it came with fries, so I figured it would be a pretty solid lunch. They brought out the burgers, and as you can see they were of a good &#8220;American grill&#8221; size:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/michaelwyszomierski\/PleaseDonTFlashTheOctopus\/photo#5212326463622247090\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/tilek-burger-1.jpg\" alt=\"Tilek eating a burger\" class=\"wp-image-195\" title=\"Tilek\\'s burger\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/tilek-burger-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/tilek-burger-1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/michaelwyszomierski\/PleaseDonTFlashTheOctopus\/photo#5212326339068195490\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/reinoud-burger-1.jpg\" alt=\"Reinoud eating a burger\" class=\"wp-image-196\" title=\"reinoud-burger\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/reinoud-burger-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/reinoud-burger-1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Then, the chicken tenders were placed in front of me. This is an actual photograph of my plate:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/michaelwyszomierski\/PleaseDonTFlashTheOctopus\/photo#5212326240283947666\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/small-strips-1.jpg\" alt=\"Very tiny chicken strips about the size of french fries.\" class=\"wp-image-197\" title=\"small-strips\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/small-strips-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/small-strips-1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I really didn&#8217;t know what to think. I thought back to the menu, and the item was listed right there with the burgers, not in an &#8220;appetizer&#8221; or &#8220;children&#8217;s menu&#8221; section. Then I even thought it might be a joke. But that&#8217;s what it was. Maybe the staff saw my reaction, or that I was taking pictures, because later into the meal a second plate showed up unannounced:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/michaelwyszomierski\/PleaseDonTFlashTheOctopus\/photo#5212326562406494914\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/extra-strips-1.jpg\" alt=\"A plate of small chicken strips\" class=\"wp-image-198\" title=\"extra-strips\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/extra-strips-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/extra-strips-1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh well, at least the fries were good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After lunch, we went to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mbayaq.org\/\">Monterey Bay Aquarium<\/a>. Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nelsonbradley.com\/\">Nelson<\/a> for hooking a couple of us up with free passes. No more words. <a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/michaelwyszomierski\/PleaseDonTFlashTheOctopus\">Pictures here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I went to Monterey with Koklynn, Robin, Tilek, and Reinoud. After driving 17-Mile Drive, we had lunch at Marlyn&#8217;s American Grill. Everyone else ordered burgers, but I was in the mood for chicken tenders. There were supposed to be five chicken strips on the plate and it came with fries, so I figured it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/06\/monterey\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Please don&#8217;t flash the octopus<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-california"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3291,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions\/3291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}