{"id":1942,"date":"2011-07-17T21:38:27","date_gmt":"2011-07-18T04:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=1942"},"modified":"2025-06-22T19:45:20","modified_gmt":"2025-06-22T23:45:20","slug":"amazon-perfume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2011\/07\/amazon-perfume\/","title":{"rendered":"Something doesn&#8217;t smell right"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I had an interesting shopping experience with Amazon during last year&#8217;s Christmas season, and I&#8217;m finally getting around to blogging about it. I think my takeaway from this whole story is that even though I received a bad product, the fact that I was able to talk to someone at Amazon and get a refund made what could have been a really bad experience a forgivable one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The last time Amazon impressed me with their customer service was with an <a href=\"http:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2010\/11\/unsolicited-refund\/\">unsolicited refund<\/a>. This time, it was another refund, but with a different story. Don&#8217;t worry, I don&#8217;t ask for refunds on all of my Amazon purchases. I&#8217;ve purchased hundreds* of items from them over the years, and I&#8217;ve only asked for a refund once.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My mom wanted Badgley Mischka&nbsp;perfume for Christmas. I found it for a really good price on Amazon. In fact, the price was suspiciously good, about half the price of what department stores were selling it for. However, I didn&#8217;t know much about perfume, so I figured it might be one of those items like jewelry or candy that has a huge markup. Another suspicious signal for the item was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/review\/R33KI2H52BYIF\/\">a review which called the product &#8220;fake.&#8221;<\/a>**&nbsp;Despite all of this, I placed the order since it was a &#8220;Ships from and sold by Amazon.com&#8221; item and figured I could always return it if it was bad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I got home for Christmas and opened the package, I wasn&#8217;t confident that I&#8217;d be able to spot a good counterfeit, but fortunately some things stuck out right away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/smeared.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"358\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/smeared-sm-1.jpg\" alt=\"Badgley Mischka smeared logo\" class=\"wp-image-2053\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/smeared-sm-1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/smeared-sm-1-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The logo on top of the box was smeared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/smudged.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/smudged-sm-1.jpg\" alt=\"Smudged Badgley Mischka logo\" class=\"wp-image-2055\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/smudged-sm-1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/smudged-sm-1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And the logo on one of the inner boxes was smudged as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This alone wouldn&#8217;t have made me doubt the authenticity of the product (having nothing to compare it to), but considering this along with the price and review, things weren&#8217;t looking good. The next test, of course was to smell it. My mom had given me a scented magazine ad for it, so I tried to remember what that smelled like for my test.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How do you test perfume? I couldn&#8217;t spray it on myself, because if I went downstairs and smelled like perfume, my family would think I was weird. I think that some people spray it on their wrists as a test, but I wasn&#8217;t sure how long the scent would last if I did that. I needed something that wasn&#8217;t attached to me. So, I sprayed the carpet on my floor and smelled that. It didn&#8217;t smell like the ad. At this point I was mad at myself for purchasing it from Amazon after seeing the warning signs. I took it to my sister for her analysis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My sister didn&#8217;t think that the perfume smelled bad, but she noted that the bottom of the bottle had a sticker instead of an engraving.&nbsp;She also found the disfigured logos suspicious. At this point, my fears were confirmed and I decided to return the product. Because it was too late to buy from somewhere else before Christmas, I wrapped up the Amazon version but told my mom what had happened. When she opened it, she noticed that the cream that also came in the box didn&#8217;t have a scent, but when sold with perfume it&#8217;s supposed to have the same fragrance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I typed in Amazon&#8217;s &#8220;Returns are easy!&#8221; URL and clicked on my order. There was no return option next to the perfume, but there was a link directing me to the return policy. There, I found a list of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/help\/customer\/display.html\/ref=hp_901888_howto_non?nodeId=200572800#non\">items that can&#8217;t be returned<\/a>, which includes <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/help\/customer\/display.html\/?nodeId=10755851#hpc\">fragrances<\/a>. I went to the contact us section to ask for help, and used the option to have Amazon call me. A live person called within a minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I explained the situation to the representative. She kept asking me to describe what was wrong with the product, and it was hard to tell if she didn&#8217;t believe me or was just trying to take good notes. I thought she would sound a little more surprised to hear that Amazon was selling something counterfeit, but she was still pleasant. I was caught a bit off-guard when she asked me what the perfume smelled like. How does one describe a scent of a perfume over the phone? I started off with &#8220;Well, I&#8217;m not an expert; it&#8217;s for my mom&#8230;&#8221; but perhaps I should have described it as having a full body with a crisp finish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After she was satisfied with my description, she said that I would receive a refund (I did) and that I could keep or throw away the perfume. I still wish I hadn&#8217;t placed the order in the first place, but the refund was relatively painless and at least I got a good blog post out of it. If you&#8217;re an Amazon employee reading this, feel free to look up my order history or <a href=\"mailto:wysz@wysz.com\">email me<\/a> if you want to investigate, especially since it looks like Amazon is now selling it directly again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/real-and-fake.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/real-and-fake-sm-1.jpg\" alt=\"Badgley Mischka perfume bottles\" class=\"wp-image-2057\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/real-and-fake-sm-1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/real-and-fake-sm-1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Fake on the left; real on the right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*While doing some quick research to confirm this fact, I clicked on an old email from Amazon to see what I had ordered. It was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00004RJ73\/\">What About Bob?<\/a> on DVD. I had my parents rent that movie <em>a lot<\/em> when I was a kid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**There are now a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/review\/R3Y4N78DOKOE4\/\">couple<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/review\/R3UYMDBU2O4GWM\/\">more<\/a> reviews noting that it&#8217;s fake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had an interesting shopping experience with Amazon during last year&#8217;s Christmas season, and I&#8217;m finally getting around to blogging about it. I think my takeaway from this whole story is that even though I received a bad product, the fact that I was able to talk to someone at Amazon and get a refund &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2011\/07\/amazon-perfume\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Something doesn&#8217;t smell right<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1942"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3484,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions\/3484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}