{"id":217,"date":"2008-06-24T23:54:36","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T06:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=217"},"modified":"2025-05-23T16:31:40","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T20:31:40","slug":"adult-socks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/06\/adult-socks\/","title":{"rendered":"Socks are awesome (when enjoyed responsibly)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Chark recently hooked me up with some sweet socks from Dublin:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/guinness-sock-1-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/guinness-sock-1-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"sock with shamrocks and the Guinness logo\" class=\"wp-image-218\" title=\"guinness-sock\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/guinness-sock-1-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/guinness-sock-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/guinness-sock-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/guinness-sock-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/guinness-sock-1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/guinness-sock-1-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I wondered why she asked for I.D. before handing over the socks. After taking a closer look at the label, I understood:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/adults-only-1-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/adults-only-1-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"This product is intended for purchase and enjoyment by people of legal age for alcohol beverages.\" class=\"wp-image-219\" title=\"adults-only\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/adults-only-1-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/adults-only-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/adults-only-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/adults-only-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/adults-only-1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/adults-only-1-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Not old enough to buy alcohol? Then you&#8217;re not old enough to wear these socks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chark recently hooked me up with some sweet socks from Dublin: I wondered why she asked for I.D. before handing over the socks. After taking a closer look at the label, I understood: Not old enough to buy alcohol? Then you&#8217;re not old enough to wear these socks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3294,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions\/3294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}