{"id":2188,"date":"2012-11-13T21:59:43","date_gmt":"2012-11-14T05:59:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=2188"},"modified":"2012-11-13T21:59:43","modified_gmt":"2012-11-14T05:59:43","slug":"car-vs-chromebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2012\/11\/car-vs-chromebook\/","title":{"rendered":"Car vs. Chromebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One night last December, I walked out to my car carrying some recently cleaned clothes and a Chromebook. I set my Chromebook on top of my car while I was hanging up the clothes. As I set the computer down, I thought to myself, \u201cWouldn\u2019t it be funny if I drove away with the Chromebook still on top of my car? That would be the Googler equivalent of leaving a coffee mug on a car roof.\u201d I think you know where this is going.<\/p>\n<p>I drove to dinner, and after I parked, I looked for my Chromebook to hide it away. I couldn\u2019t find it. I knew what had happened. I actually never found the Chromebook that night, but a few days later I was notified that a coworker had found it and turned it in. The bottom had a bunch of scratches, but I didn\u2019t see any cracks.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" src=\"http:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/bottom-500x375.jpg\" alt=\"Bottom of a laptop with scratches.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And the top didn\u2019t look bad at all:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" src=\"http:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/top-500x375.jpg\" alt=\"Lid of closed black laptop\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But when I opened it up, I saw this:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/screen-375x500.jpg\" alt=\"Broken LCD screen\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Busted. For those who are curious, I\u2019ve documented the entire recovery procedure below:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Turn in broken Chromebook to the Chrome OS team. Mention something about a \u201cdurability test.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Receive new Chromebook.<\/li>\n<li>Sign in.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Total data loss: <strong>Zero.<\/strong><br \/>\nTotal pride loss: A bit.<\/p>\n<p>Steps 1 and 2 are admittedly Googler-specific, but Chromebooks can be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/intl\/en\/chrome\/devices\/chromebooks.html\">really inexpensive<\/a>, so the financial loss is a lot less than it\u2019d be with a different laptop. Overall, I\u2019d say that if you can, avoid driving with your laptop on top of your car. There&#8217;s a good chance that it will get damaged. But if you do have to do it, use a Chromebook. Just don&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=TVqe8ieqz10\">throw it in a river<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One night last December, I walked out to my car carrying some recently cleaned clothes and a Chromebook. I set my Chromebook on top of my car while I was hanging up the clothes. As I set the computer down, I thought to myself, \u201cWouldn\u2019t it be funny if I drove away with the Chromebook &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2012\/11\/car-vs-chromebook\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Car vs. Chromebook<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}