{"id":220,"date":"2008-06-26T01:39:31","date_gmt":"2008-06-26T08:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=220"},"modified":"2008-06-26T01:39:31","modified_gmt":"2008-06-26T08:39:31","slug":"how-do-i-become-mrs-wysz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/06\/how-do-i-become-mrs-wysz\/","title":{"rendered":"How do I Become Mrs. Wysz?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Submitted via the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/advice\/\">Personal Wyszdom<\/a> request:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>How do I Become Mrs. Wysz?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This question is for the benefit of all Wysz stalkers everywhere! What about a girl impresses The Wysz?&#8230;What would a girl have to do to land a date with you?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Even though I set up this advice column to answer questions mostly asked by guys about their relationships, I get personal questions like this all the time. In fact, 1\/3 of all submissions to that form so far have asked this question. There are really a bunch of questions in here, so let me tackle them one by one. It&#8217;s pretty late and I have work in the morning, so I&#8217;ll just answer these quickly. Feel free to send me a followup message or post in the comments below.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">How to become Mrs. Wysz:<\/span><br \/>\nThis one is pretty easy. Just marry Mr. Wysz. He&#8217;s probably Polish.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What about a girl impresses me:<br \/>\n<\/span>Fire dancing almost always works but is not required.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What a girl would have to do to get a date with me:<br \/>\n<\/span>She doesn&#8217;t <em>have<\/em> to do anything. But to get bonus points and increase her chances with a shy guy like me, she could just flip that gender role around and, you know, ask.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Submitted via the Personal Wyszdom request: How do I Become Mrs. Wysz? This question is for the benefit of all Wysz stalkers everywhere! What about a girl impresses The Wysz?&#8230;What would a girl have to do to land a date with you? Even though I set up this advice column to answer questions mostly asked &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/06\/how-do-i-become-mrs-wysz\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How do I Become Mrs. Wysz?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}