{"id":357,"date":"2008-07-25T10:37:22","date_gmt":"2008-07-25T17:37:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=357"},"modified":"2025-05-27T15:27:27","modified_gmt":"2025-05-27T19:27:27","slug":"living-dangerously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/07\/living-dangerously\/","title":{"rendered":"Living dangerously"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This morning, I could not find my keys. I searched my entire apartment before giving up and grabbing the spare key, which fortunately is no longer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/2007\/12\/whoops\/\">on the same keychain<\/a> as my other key. Here&#8217;s what I found on the other side of the door:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/keys-1-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/keys-1.jpg\" alt=\"key inserted in keyhole\" class=\"wp-image-358\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/keys-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/keys-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/keys-1-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Just testing you, Sunnyvale. I wanted to see if you&#8217;ve <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/02\/my-car-was-broken-into-and-all-i-got-was-this-kind-of-cool-picture\/\">cleaned up your act<\/a>. Congratulations, you passed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, I could not find my keys. I searched my entire apartment before giving up and grabbing the spare key, which fortunately is no longer on the same keychain as my other key. Here&#8217;s what I found on the other side of the door: Just testing you, Sunnyvale. I wanted to see if you&#8217;ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/07\/living-dangerously\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Living dangerously<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3321,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions\/3321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}