{"id":438,"date":"2008-08-27T02:23:16","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T09:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=438"},"modified":"2008-08-27T02:23:16","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T09:23:16","slug":"mission-statement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/08\/mission-statement\/","title":{"rendered":"Mission statement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.onlinehaircuts.com\/\">OnlineHaircuts.com<\/a> is pleased to announce its mission statement:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>OnlineHaircuts.com intends to revolutionize the personal grooming space, leading the bleeding edge of cutting edge web technologies.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Disclosure to investors:<br \/>\nThis visionary statement cost us over $50,000 in consulting fees, but if it doesn&#8217;t gel, we may cut it. Just FYI.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OnlineHaircuts.com is pleased to announce its mission statement: OnlineHaircuts.com intends to revolutionize the personal grooming space, leading the bleeding edge of cutting edge web technologies. Disclosure to investors: This visionary statement cost us over $50,000 in consulting fees, but if it doesn&#8217;t gel, we may cut it. Just FYI.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}