{"id":49,"date":"2008-02-01T09:48:16","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T17:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/02\/my-car-was-broken-into-and-all-i-got-was-this-kind-of-cool-picture\/"},"modified":"2024-10-09T13:55:45","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T17:55:45","slug":"my-car-was-broken-into-and-all-i-got-was-this-kind-of-cool-picture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/02\/my-car-was-broken-into-and-all-i-got-was-this-kind-of-cool-picture\/","title":{"rendered":"My car was broken into and all I got was this kind of cool picture"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Last night, between the hours of 9 PM and 7 AM, my passenger window was smashed and my brand-new GPS, which I received as a gift, was stolen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It happens. According to the officer who took the report, it happens here all the time. I later heard from a coworker that they specifically target nice areas where people park outside and are likely to have a GPS. I&#8217;m glad I live in a &#8220;nice&#8221; area. So whatever, I have insurance, hopefully everything will be covered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Someone else will fix the window, and a GPS is replaced with cash, so I thought the worst part for was going to be cleaning up the glass. It was pretty bad, and I&#8217;m still not finished. But it wasn&#8217;t the worst part.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You see, every Friday, they serve donuts at work. Delicious donuts, including a raised donut with chocolate frosting. This is my favorite kind of donut. Let&#8217;s call it a Wyszonut. Of all the great <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/support\/jobs\/bin\/static.py?page=benefits.html\">perks*<\/a>, the free Wyszonut is the one I crave the most. Unfortunately, other people also like the Wyszonut. Last week, by the time I got in, all of the Wyszonuts were gone, and it bothered me for the rest of the day. I even considered going out and buying donuts at lunch. This morning, I was on track to beat the rush and get my Wyszonut. I opened the door of my apartment ant 7:10. Considering I routinely do this over two (and sometimes three) hours later, I was quite impressed with myself. But then there was the whole broken window delay, and I got in at about 9:10. All of the Wyszonuts were gone. That was the worst part.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, and check out this picture:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"307\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/glass-1.jpg\" alt=\"Broken glass with sticker reading [Security System and Immobilizer Anti-Theft System]\" class=\"wp-image-50\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/glass-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/glass-1-300x230.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>*<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/about\/disclaimer.html\">Disclaimer<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> The estimate for the window was below my deductible, and the GPS is a &#8220;personal item&#8221; not covered by my policy. This is going to be all out-of-pocket for me. Good thing I just spent all that money on a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/macpro\/\">Mac Pro<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, between the hours of 9 PM and 7 AM, my passenger window was smashed and my brand-new GPS, which I received as a gift, was stolen. It happens. According to the officer who took the report, it happens here all the time. I later heard from a coworker that they specifically target nice &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/02\/my-car-was-broken-into-and-all-i-got-was-this-kind-of-cool-picture\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My car was broken into and all I got was this kind of cool picture<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3245,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/3245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}