{"id":668,"date":"2008-11-13T07:28:39","date_gmt":"2008-11-13T15:28:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=668"},"modified":"2008-11-13T07:28:39","modified_gmt":"2008-11-13T15:28:39","slug":"awkward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/11\/awkward\/","title":{"rendered":"Awkward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Halloween morning, just before I got out of my car at work <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/10\/being-a-burger\/\">wearing a skirt<\/a>, my last thought was, &#8220;I really hope today is Halloween and I didn&#8217;t get confused this morning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Also awkward: Mixing up No Meetings Day with No Pants Day.<\/p>\n<p>This morning&#8217;s thought: I really hope today is No Pants Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Halloween morning, just before I got out of my car at work wearing a skirt, my last thought was, &#8220;I really hope today is Halloween and I didn&#8217;t get confused this morning.&#8221; Also awkward: Mixing up No Meetings Day with No Pants Day. This morning&#8217;s thought: I really hope today is No Pants Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}