{"id":696,"date":"2008-11-19T01:11:08","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T09:11:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=696"},"modified":"2025-06-03T20:04:54","modified_gmt":"2025-06-04T00:04:54","slug":"four-cents-that-made-my-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/11\/four-cents-that-made-my-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Four cents that made my night"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Two heartwarming stories:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Earlier tonight, I went to Wendy&#8217;s because I was so hungry that I couldn&#8217;t wait to make my own meal, or even wait for In-N-Out. My total was $6.04. I handed the cashier $7. He looked at it, said, &#8220;It&#8217;s cool, bro,&#8221; and handed back one dollar. I was pretty exhausted and hungry at the time so those four cents made me feel good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And just a few minutes ago, I checked out the latest XKCD:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/506\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"311\" height=\"328\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/theft_of_the_magi-1.png\" alt=\"Top Hat: Hey, I sold your Roomba on Craigslist so I could buy myself Left 4 Dead. Girl: But I eBayed your xBox so I could get this dueling harness for my Roomba! Both: Aww.\" class=\"wp-image-697\" title=\"Yeah, I don't use the title attribute. But thanks for checking.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/theft_of_the_magi-1.png 311w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/theft_of_the_magi-1-284x300.png 284w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 311px) 100vw, 311px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Aww. I was even more excited at first, because I believed it to be a parody of&nbsp;<em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Christmas_Eve_on_Sesame_Street\">Christmas Eve on Sesame Street<\/a>,<\/em> which I still have on VHS somewhere at home, taped off of TV at some point in the &#8217;80s. It&#8217;s fun to watch stuff taped off of TV, because the first part of the special is always commercial-free, as my parents were savvy enough to pause the tape during the breaks, but then at some point they fall asleep or get distracted, and you get to see old commercials for&nbsp;OshKosh B&#8217;Gosh and old promos for that night&#8217;s upcoming edition of <a href=\"http:\/\/abclocal.go.com\/wpvi\/index\">Action News<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After taking note of the title, however, a quick Google search let me know that it was the title of a short story. I assumed that the story had the basic plot I was familiar with from the Sesame Street special, but I wanted to be sure, as I fact-check all of my blog entries. But the short story is about a page and a half long, and what am I, a grad student? So I went to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Gift_of_the_Magi\">the Wikipedia article<\/a> instead. Boom\u2014 plot in six sentences. Thank you, Internet. It&#8217;s 1:11.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two heartwarming stories: Earlier tonight, I went to Wendy&#8217;s because I was so hungry that I couldn&#8217;t wait to make my own meal, or even wait for In-N-Out. My total was $6.04. I handed the cashier $7. He looked at it, said, &#8220;It&#8217;s cool, bro,&#8221; and handed back one dollar. I was pretty exhausted and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/11\/four-cents-that-made-my-night\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Four cents that made my night<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3364,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions\/3364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}