{"id":842,"date":"2008-12-17T12:57:06","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T20:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=842"},"modified":"2008-12-17T12:57:06","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T20:57:06","slug":"brandon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/12\/brandon\/","title":{"rendered":"Brandon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mattdougherty.com\/\">Matt<\/a> recently gave me some career advice. He said that impressionists are the lowest form of comedian. I think he was just afraid that I would do an impression of him online. So instead, I&#8217;ll bring you my impression of Brandon.<\/p>\n<p>Brandon is pretty normal, and I&#8217;d say even shy around most people. However, for some people, he goes into what can only be described as &#8220;creepy mode&#8221; where he makes robotic signs of affection and speaks in a weird voice.<\/p>\n<p>Check out my impression of him below, and stay tuned to the end, because I&#8217;ve included a special surprise that Brandon had probably long forgotten about until now.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/0KDCCGMFlbU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/0KDCCGMFlbU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>In case you haven&#8217;t been paying attention, I also have impressions of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/11\/nelson-bradley\/\">Nelson<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/12\/mark\/\">Mark<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt recently gave me some career advice. He said that impressionists are the lowest form of comedian. I think he was just afraid that I would do an impression of him online. So instead, I&#8217;ll bring you my impression of Brandon. Brandon is pretty normal, and I&#8217;d say even shy around most people. However, for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/12\/brandon\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Brandon<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3394,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions\/3394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}