{"id":862,"date":"2008-12-21T15:18:44","date_gmt":"2008-12-21T23:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=862"},"modified":"2008-12-21T15:18:44","modified_gmt":"2008-12-21T23:18:44","slug":"do-me-a-salad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/12\/do-me-a-salad\/","title":{"rendered":"Do me a salad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>At a Christmas brunch, earlier this afternoon&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My cousin Chris, sitting across the table, got my attention:<br \/>\n&#8220;Can you do me a salad?&#8221; he asked.<br \/>\n&#8220;You want me to get you a salad?&#8221;<br \/>\nHe laughed. &#8220;Yeah. Do you have any Tabasco\u00a0sauce?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I went into the kitchen and retrieved the Tabasco bottle, and presented it to him in a hilarious fashion, as it it were a bottle of wine. He played along and tasted a small portion of it before applying it to the rest of his\u00a0omelette. With one of his requests fulfilled, I headed back into the kitchen and piled\u00a0Caesar\u00a0salad and some fruit onto a plate, and set it next to him.<\/p>\n<p>As the meal ended, there was a salad plate sitting near me at the table. Nobody at the table would claim ownership of it. I started to think that maybe Chris thought that I brought him a salad plate as a joke, and I asked him if he moved the salad that he had ordered earlier.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I asked for a salad?&#8221; He couldn&#8217;t believe it.<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, you asked for a salad and then Tabasco sauce.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was then taught the definition of &#8220;Do me a solid.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At a Christmas brunch, earlier this afternoon&#8230; My cousin Chris, sitting across the table, got my attention: &#8220;Can you do me a salad?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;You want me to get you a salad?&#8221; He laughed. &#8220;Yeah. Do you have any Tabasco\u00a0sauce?&#8221; I went into the kitchen and retrieved the Tabasco bottle, and presented it to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/12\/do-me-a-salad\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Do me a salad<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}